1) Visit an electronics / electrical store to buy a florescent light bulb.
2) Find what I want.
3) Go to the counter and wait to be served by any one of the two miserable young sales assistants.
4) After 60 seconds, one of them realises I’m stood two feet away.
5) They stop talking to each other and the Miss Piggy look a like holds her trotter for me to hand over the bulb. She still not looked at me.
6) “That’s £3.99”. She growls through her pork chops.
7) I wait for a “please”, “thank you” or at least “cash fat boy now!”.
8) Little Miss self confident, self important, self centred assistant, who believes all the men in the shop fancy her snorts “Enter your pin?”
9) I tap, tap, tap, tap away on the card scanner.
10) “That’s your receipt”.
11) I reach over pick up the bill and bulb and walk out of the shop promising never to buy or visit the shop again.
Coming Soon:
What happened when David forgot about what happened above and goes back to buy a £7 mic stand.
